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Noelle. 20. Illinois/Iowa. Prepare&repair.
My face.
Words bound by blood.


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summonerjolan:

brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear

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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via thatstrangekid63)

Anonymous: what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

swimmingwithwolves:

another-morning-stoner:

BASICALLY YES

THESE ARE THE GREATEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

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